All I’m Saying

Is that if I had my own apartment, with my own room and my own bed, I’d sleep there. I wouldn’t sleep on an inflatable mattress, with my daughter, in the living room of a tiny duplex.

But that’s just me.

Shoot, give me the keys to your apartment—I’ll stay there and you can have my futon.

I would post more frequently,

but things are ridiculous.

teenageconfessions:

this seriously made me lmao.
teenageconfessions:

this seriously made me lmao.

teenageconfessions:

this seriously made me lmao.

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domenicdgaf:

thelastairbeezy:

stephaniepham:

jaeremedy:

Word.
true story.


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domenicdgaf:

thelastairbeezy:

stephaniepham:

jaeremedy:

Word.
true story.


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Dear Today,

Exactly what she said.

-Crayola

Uhhmmmm…

Some people’s muthaeffin children.

Also, new video blog soon :)

I’m Annoyed

Twitter isn’t working.

Get your act together. I’m tired of seeing the Fail Whale.

Dear Kobe Bryant,
You’re an asshole.
Cheers,Crayola 
Dear Kobe Bryant,
You’re an asshole.
Cheers,Crayola 

Dear Kobe Bryant,

You’re an asshole.

Cheers,
Crayola 

Sometimes,

I just don’t like other people. Don’t really have any reason. I just simply can’t stand another being in my general vicinity.